Dear nosolohd users:
Despite appearances, no, Elon Musk has not bought this website.
Yes, yes... we know. Lately, most conversations on this site have resembled the kind of dumpster fire, “my brain cells are dying reading this shit” nonsense that is usually easy to find on X (formerly known as, and still majorly referred to as, Twitter). Woke vs. anti-woke, meme posting, arrogant defiance instead of calm argumentation, whataboutism, gotchas, people complaining about people complaining that people are, in fact, complaining, long essays containing historically accurate but ultimately inexact information, probably fished out of the polluted waters of the internet (or worse, AI), and many, many more highlights of why one might think from time to time that the internet was probably one of the worst things to happen to humanity in the last couple of decades.
Yes, yes, it is true, humanity is still a waste of natural resources, a failed experiment with the intelligence of an amoeba, a king's jester that is neither funny nor wise, and it reamains all of this with or without a huge microphone to embarrass itself. But alas! Let my misanthropy not ruin your perfectly acceptable afternoon. Humanity sucks, but we all know that WE are the exception. We are the special ones. The chosen ones. (Mostly by ourselves).
Let me assure you thus, with the utmost confidence, that despite so many members here barking at each other about the sex of angels (aka, the skin color of Helen of Troy and other matters) with the same kind of arguments, almost verbatim, that are being used all over the web, pro and against it (which does suggest a rather worrying lack of originality and ability to think for themselves), Elon Musk will not, I repeat, NOT use his SpaceX rockets to send all the members of this forum to Mars in the vain hope of them losing their virginity to the incomparable Dejah Thoris (yes, I am a proud nerd)... as much as some of us might wish he did. With some of them, at least.
With regards,
Signed: A fucking asshole who thinks he is the sheriff of this forum because he fucking is, motherfuckers. And he always was.